Lana Del Rey’s debut being, quite literally, panned by critics from Billboard, Pitchfork and Spin. Since clearly, those strange Taiwanese animated news stories are the highest form of journalism.
As for our “Born To Die” review… well, I’ve seen meaner things said about Lana Del Rey on my Facebook feed in the last 12 hours. Not saying we weren’t rightly critical, but did we pan it? Nah.